Best financial advise ever!!!!

If you had purchased R1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth R49.00.

With Enron, you would have had R16.50 left of the original R1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than R5.00 left.

If you had purchased R1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have R49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased R1,000.00 worth of wine one year ago, drunk all the wine, then turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND, you would have had R214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

And that’s that…

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